Let me set the scene: I’m a middle aged accountant from the Midwest who has never orgasmed. I’ve had plenty of sex that ends well for the man, but just *ends* unceremoniously for me.
Not satisfied with living my whole life without experiencing a climax, I started to explore vibratory to experiment with. I found the Satisfyer Pro 2 which had 57000+ mostly positive reviews, so I decided not to overthink it and made the purchase. I was so nervous, shy, and embarrassed, I didn’t even want to tell my husband.
When my husband was traveling for work and I had the house to myself, I got it out.
It came in an Amazon box, so the delivery guy, my neighbors, and my husband had no idea; 100% discreet. The actual vibrator’s packaging was quite nice. It came in a quality box with sophisticated graphic design and the toy was neatly and securely packaged and displayed inside. I can’t tell you how much nice packaging helps me trust a product more, so this put me at easy right away.
My vibrator came already charged; not sure if that is everyone’s experience but it was mine. Came with a charger that was self explanatory. Also came with instructions, which gave me the general idea of care, maintenance, and how to use it, but didn’t give specifics on EXACTLY how to use it. I went to google and found a video that gave straightforward descriptions of what to do. I also found a diagram of how to best position the vibrator.
Feeling confident, I took it to the tub with me.
The first time I used it, I did struggle a bit to get it positioned in the right spot, and I moved it around too much. I was also still learning how to use the speed settings, which was a bit distracting. But then after I got into a groove, I could really feel the build and release. I was pretty confident I had orgasmed, but it seemed so crazy that this toy could do what hadn’t happened during many sexual encounters, I almost didn’t believe it.
I let the water drain from my tub and tried again with lubricant. After 5 minutes, I had the same build and release. I couldn’t believe it.
I was so excited, I immediately texted my husband and coyly told him I bought a vibrator and it worked. He was proud of me for taking the chance and was happy that I finally orgasmed (although I think he wished he had achieved the honor first).
I’ve used it a few more times since then, both underwater and out of water with lubricant. I achieve orgasm EVERY time after about 5 minutes EVERY time, like clockwork.
I don’t know how to comment on the suction. It certainly wouldn’t suck paint off a house, but it was perfectly nuanced and effective for me, which was ultimately the goal.
I don’t think it was noisy, but I don’t have anything to compare it too. I’d rather not masturbate in pure silence anyway, so a little quiet white noise was fine. Other times, I’ve played music and couldn’t hear the vibrator working at all.
Cleaning is easy. I took the silicone head off and cleaned that in soapy water and then I cleaned the device itself in soapy water; I assume that’s okay since I had already been using it in soapy water anyway.
I’m just so happy, guys. My husband and I have now been talking about whether we can use this together, but I’m not sure… This device works best when it’s put in place and then not moved again until orgasm is achieved. But the fact that this vibrator had opened the door for conversations with my husband about bringing in additional tools and resources to help me achieve my bliss during sex had been huge.
I feel like I just opened a whole new door to my sex life and I’m so excited and grateful for this device. If you’re debating taking the step, just do it. A middle aged accountant from the Midwest who doesn’t take risks and gets nervous about new things did it, and you can too.
P.S. I named my vibrator, but that’s a secret between me and my Satisfyer Pro 2.
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Product Description
Satisfyer Pro 2
A tingling pressure vacuum coupled with arousing pulsations provides touch-free stimulation in a way you have never experienced before!
The Satisfyer Pro 2 is equipped with a plus/minus button which allows you to increase or decrease the intensity according to your needs in the moment. With a muted button light and a whisper-quiet motor, the Pro 2 is your inconspicuous pleasure companion.
The lay-on head made from skin-friendly silicone has been optimized: it is now larger and wider. Forget everything while 11 arousing settings from tender to intense offer every kind of stimulation.
Features:
- 11 pressure wave settings
- Whisper mode
- Rechargeable Li-ion battery
- Easy to clean
- Magnetic USB charging cable included
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Air Pulse TechnologyThe innovative, patented pressure wave technology stimulates the with contactless pressure waves and tingling negative pressure. Millions of women worldwide are already enthusiastic users - join them! |
15 Year Product ProtectionWe offer a 15 year product protection on all of our Satisfyer models. Please hold on to your proof of purchase or invoice and contact EIS Inc for assistance. |
RechargeableYour Satisfyer is equipped with integrated rechargeable batteries. The matching magnetic USB cable is included in the delivery and can be supplemented with a standard 5V power plug if required. |
Waterproof (IPX7)Whether you use it in the shower or bathtub to relax after a long day - your Satisfyer is waterproof (IPX7) so it’s a loyal companion even in the wettest conditions. |
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| Waterproof | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Whisper Mode | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Pressure Wave Stimulation | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Additional Vibration Stimulation | - | - | ✓ | ✓ |
| Liquid Air Technology | - | - | ✓ | ✓ |
| App Control | - | - | - | ✓ |
| Number of Programs | 11 | 10 | 12 | 12 |
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I own 3.... Is that saying something?
Not sure I want to ever live without one ever again. Nothing compares.... except my spouse ... and he dedicates hours if I need or want it..... but currently I’m hard to satisfy... doctors say stress.... hubby bought this for us to help me out... and now he gets so much more of me because since it cuts down on the time I need to get there or completely gets the job done... so afterwards we can go for round 2 if we want to... not saying I’ve always gotten there with the toy... but like I said... stressed and every little thing gets in my head so I’m unable to relax most of the time... even my stress stresses me out ... once I finish getting on top of the stress though ... I’m betting this thing will only take 5 mins... or less to do it’s job. I wish all the other makes of the suckers would stop it with the stupid pattern settings ... this one just increases in pace from nice n slow to awesome... why won’t those other ones give me just a simple increase in pace and intensity like the satisfyer does? Are they crazy ... this thing is 11 levels of FUN! And I love it.Notes for anyone needing tips to make it even more awesome.....if you starts off to fast it may make you want it off of ya super duper fast...also don’t increase pace to slow or you will get to used to each level..if u find it’s not getting there at top setting back it back down or give it a min break and start at a moderate setting and increase every time it starts to feel awesome again.... that way ya get there faster... if not working for ya still don’t forget the lube it’s very important to be lubricated first and use a good own (like “slippery stuff”)or if it still not great .... try moving the Handle from over your tummy at your 6 o’clock to over one of your thighs at your 3 or 9 o’clock andMaybe even rock it a little...without breaking the seal.. all I can say is my hubby has made me an even more satisfied partner with it ... because we get so much more awesome sex together with it then without it. At least for now... Not saying vaginal penetration is easy with it over my clit... but we try to manage it when we want to do it that way... wish they had a smaller hands free model that allowed us to do both at same time that could be operated from our phone maybe... or had a remote for speed settings.... or even better an app that slowed ya to increase it with a slider instead of a button... and I suppose for those other people I don’t understand who like pattered I suppose they could allow those .. as long as they don’t ever change ove to that being all they do... then we will be fine.... either way it’s the best toys we have ever gotten, ever .... did I mention we are in our 40s and have been married for I think going on 24 years soon. So we’ve tried a few things over the years....that was an understatement for anyone who didn’t catch it... lol... we have 3 satisfyer pros now and I bought another model from satisfyer today... we shall see how it is... I hope it’s just as good.
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Muito bom, bem eficiente e agradou quem tinha que agradar.
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