The moment I saw this item, I knew I had to jump at the chance! When it came in the mail, I was ready to surprise my wife with a new toy...or so I thought.
I read previous reviews to make sure I wasn't wasting my money. Call it arrogance, but I do work in customer service and consider myself smarter than the average joe. I thought for sure that those who wrote the bad reviews may have overlooked a detail or were simply in a hurry. Boy was I wrong; I poured over every single detail in the instructions, I read, re-read, practiced timing scenarios, EVERYTHING. It was all going well until I had to mix the molding powder with the water in a small bowl. You literally have a 60 second time window in which to combine 98° F water with the Molding powder. I was aware of this, so I prepared to spring into action. Right when that powder hit the water it started clumping and hardening within 30 seconds. The mix as designed is supposed to be lumpy like pancake batter. So I'm stirring madly, trying to coerce the powder and water to mix to the right consistency. This is where it all started falling apart. Let me break it down for you.
0-09 seconds - molding powder hits the water
10-19 seconds- stirring powder mixing
20-29 seconds- mix begins to clump in certain areas
30-39 seconds- stirring intensifies to even out mix (this is not working)
40-49 seconds- I realize the mix is not only clumping but starting to harden (activate panic mode)
50-59 seconds- I pour my half water half lump mix into a oil funnel (to prevent from huge mess) molding hardens in oil funnel (are you F***ing kidding me?!?)
:60-1:19- QUICK PLAN B! Pour remainjng NON-hardened mix into tube. Mix in tube begins to solidify (F***!!!!)
1:20-1:30 - [Still in denial] I shove my *ahem* "Willy" into tubing (which was measured and precut mind you). No good, mix is already hardening. So basically I'm using my "Willy" as a stir stick on something that looks and feels like giant hardened cottage cheese curds.
1:30-1:40- pants-less in kitchen, taking in aftershock of what just happened.
1:40 - 2:00 - [silence; still in shock and disbelief]
After - 10 minutes - finish cleaning up disaster area from previous event.
So longer story shorter, I now in hindsight give more accreditation to the previous reviews. They are largely in part accurate. And believe me, I'll be asking for my money back.
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NOT ENOUGH SILICONE INCLUDED
I've been wanting to do this for years, and now that I have, I'm pretty disappointed in one aspect. I know everybody has different anatomy, so there's no "one size fits all" with a product of this nature, but there was nowhere near enough silicone included to make a complete replica. Literally short by a few inches, like 1/3 of my manhood isn't going to be represented here now.Maybe put a warning or note on the listing calling attention to this, and recommending that fellas on the larger side of the spectrum buy an additional silicone kit. Just like real c*ck, it's always better to have too much, than not enough...and your kit doesn't measure up.
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Reviewed in the United States on September 3, 2014
Reviewed in the United States on January 16, 2023
I just read through some reviews, and I find them hilarious. People claiming they followed the instructions to the letter, and then describing doing something that was NOT in the instructions.
I didn't read the instructions thoroughly the first time and messed up on the mold. I ordered a second one and followed them exactly, and it turned out perfect. I had the mix from the first attempt still and I was able to use it to make a second copy. I did not like the vibrator as it was hard to keep centered, so the second one I left the vibrator out.
I thought this would be more of a novelty than anything else, and I had fun making it. I was shocked at the amount of detail that the final product has. While some user error prevented it from being an exact replica, it's pretty damn close. I placed it side by side with my own and it's almost an exact copy. I was able to do it myself. I don't have a big penis by any means, so I didn't have any issues.
A few key points:
1. READ THE INSTRUCTIONS
2. Pump em if you got em.
3. Be prepared for a mess. It's very easy to clean up. Do it over a flat surface like a tile floor or plastic sheet.
4. You dont need to be soft to remove it. The mold will be firm but soft.
5. If you are using the vibrator, do not fill up to the top. The vibrator will displace some silicone. This was my mistake in my first mold.
6. Mine came out about a half inch shorter than real, but I chalk that up to some softening sitting the molding phase.
7. Have fun with it! It's supposed to be messy and silly. Dont take it too seriously.
I didn't read the instructions thoroughly the first time and messed up on the mold. I ordered a second one and followed them exactly, and it turned out perfect. I had the mix from the first attempt still and I was able to use it to make a second copy. I did not like the vibrator as it was hard to keep centered, so the second one I left the vibrator out.
I thought this would be more of a novelty than anything else, and I had fun making it. I was shocked at the amount of detail that the final product has. While some user error prevented it from being an exact replica, it's pretty damn close. I placed it side by side with my own and it's almost an exact copy. I was able to do it myself. I don't have a big penis by any means, so I didn't have any issues.
A few key points:
1. READ THE INSTRUCTIONS
2. Pump em if you got em.
3. Be prepared for a mess. It's very easy to clean up. Do it over a flat surface like a tile floor or plastic sheet.
4. You dont need to be soft to remove it. The mold will be firm but soft.
5. If you are using the vibrator, do not fill up to the top. The vibrator will displace some silicone. This was my mistake in my first mold.
6. Mine came out about a half inch shorter than real, but I chalk that up to some softening sitting the molding phase.
7. Have fun with it! It's supposed to be messy and silly. Dont take it too seriously.
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Reviewed in the United States on February 14, 2016
