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Venomous Lumpsucker Hardcover – July 12, 2022

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A dark and witty story of environmental collapse and runaway capitalism from the Booker-listed author of The Teleportation Accident.

The near future. Tens of thousands of species are going extinct every year. And a whole industry has sprung up around their extinctions, to help us preserve the remnants, or perhaps just assuage our guilt. For instance, the biobanks: secure archives of DNA samples, from which lost organisms might someday be resurrected . . . But then, one day, it’s all gone. A mysterious cyber-attack hits every biobank simultaneously, wiping out the last traces of the perished species. Now we’re never getting them back.
 
Karin Resaint and Mark Halyard are concerned with one species in particular: the venomous lumpsucker, a small, ugly bottom-feeder that happens to be the most intelligent fish on the planet. Resaint is an animal cognition scientist consumed with existential grief over what humans have done to nature. Halyard is an exec from the extinction industry, complicit in the mining operation that destroyed the lumpsucker’s last-known habitat.
 
Across the dystopian landscapes of the 2030s—a nature reserve full of toxic waste; a floating city on the ocean; the hinterlands of a totalitarian state—Resaint and Halyard hunt for a surviving lumpsucker. And the further they go, the deeper they’re drawn into the mystery of the attack on the biobanks. Who was really behind it? And why would anyone do such a thing?
 
Virtuosic and profound, witty and despairing,
Venomous Lumpsucker is Ned Beauman at his very best.
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Winner of the 2023 Arthur C. Clarke Award
A Last Word with Matt Cooper Best Book of 2022


Venomous Lumpsucker has a utopian future of sorts, but we hardly notice it. In this novel by Ned Beauman, the human species is on trial; the prosecution is at once clinically precise and distractingly funny . . .”
The New York Times

“A madcap adventure story set in a dystopian world ravaged by climate change.” 
Variety

“Beauman is a lively writer with a knack for sharp descriptive language . . . But it’s passing observations that futurists will really enjoy, like drugs to kill one’s pleasure in food, or facial recognition software for tracking the spread of a cattle plague . . . it’s these little things that make
Venomous Lumpsucker a special pleasure.”
The Toronto Star

“Beaumann’s dark comedic writing tears apart the carbon offset industry, while using sharp storytelling to make big climate ideas easy to digest.”
Wired Magazine

“Screamingly, bleakly funny . . . Beauman has a superlative knack for quotable, witty, and wince-inducing lines, stuffing every page with the kind of exhilarating humor borne of both despair and empathy. A thriller motivated by deep-sea mining destruction and mass extinction, a gut-punching satire of the failure of the carbon offset project: unfortunately, it’s the beach read we deserve. Fortunately, it’s a savagely entertaining one.” 
Chicago Review of Books

“A sharp-edged, high-tech, globe-spanning, deeply speculative tale of the near future, which by necessity is a novel all about extinction, cultural and physical shock waves, and the near-collapse of civilization, filled with brilliant characters ranging from the most venal to the most noble. The book is exciting, unpredictable, and thick with ideas; yet at the same time meditative, fated, and simple as a Zen koan."
Locus Magazine

“An incredible piece of science fiction . . . it hurts because it feels real.”
—LARB Radio Hour

“A novel that is both funny and profound, full of extraordinary ideas and brilliant set pieces, but also generous and poignant.”
—The Financial Times

“Ned Beauman’s heady fiction blends high concepts with wry humor and jarring transitions.”
—Vol. 1 Brooklyn

“Beauman masterfully paints a grim picture with wit and satire. This is a dystopian story for anyone who loves wildlife, from giant adorable mammals to an ugly and intelligent little fish.” 
Manhattan Book Review

“This is one for the science fiction nerds . . . a serious book about how we related to animals in the age of extinction.” 
—The Last Word

“Beauman’s acerbic outlook breezes through what could otherwise be a portentous plot; think Smilla’s
Sense of Snow as percolated through an Andy Borowitz filter, a mid-apocalyptic comic thriller ideally suited for a post-pandemic audience.”
BookPage, Starred Review

“Beauman is a deft plotter, and his characters are well drawn, with Halyard’s panicked self-interest and Resaint’s icy resolve striking comedic sparks as the pair desperately endeavor to preserve an unlovable marine species . . . The book’s real strength is its ability to evocatively raise profound questions about humanity’s relationship with and responsibility to animals and the larger environment in the course of its often (darkly) comic action. The worldbuilding is dazzling . . . It’s funny—and chilling and terribly sad—because it’s true.”
—Kirkus Reviews

“An ambitious techno-thriller set in a dystopian near future in which evil corporations vie for profits drawn from the digital storage of extinct species . . . the author lays out a blisteringly scathing indictment of capitalism and climate change, and by the end, the implications about the future of AI boggle the mind. Beauman has an impressive intellectual bandwidth.”
Publishers Weekly

“This grief-stricken yet very funny tale about the search for an endangered fish speaks to our age of mass extinctions . . . a near-faultless technical performance.”
—The Guardian (UK)
 
“[A] brutally satirical and grimily hilarious eco-thriller.”
—Daily Mail (UK)
 
Venomous Lumpsucker confirms [Beauman's] reputation as one of the foremost satirists of his generation.”
—The Times (UK)
 
“Beauman writes beautifully on the level of the sentence . . . Beauman’s world-building is impeccable.”
—Literary Review (UK)
 
“This is a novel that is both funny and profound, full of extraordinary ideas and brilliant set pieces, but also generous and poignant . . . It’s a book that has lost none of the postmodern verve of its predecessors, but there’s so much more here to love.
Venomous Lumpsucker was worth waiting for: a novel that delights, dazzles and moves in equal measure.”  
—The Financial Times (UK)
 
“You might be forgiven for thinking that a novel about impending ecological disaster and mass extinction won’t be a barrel of laughs. Yet that combination is exactly what Ned Beauman serves up in Venomous Lumpsucker.”            
—Sunday Times (UK)

Praise for Ned Beauman


“A premise as wonderfully outlandish as any we’ve seen in a long while . . . oddball and rambunctious . . . funny, raw and stylish.”
The New York Times
 
“Amusing and rampageous.”
NPR                                           
 
“A singular novel—singularly clever, singularly audacious, singularly strange—from a singular, and almost recklessly gifted, young writer. This is not fiction for everyone. But for those who stick with it, it’s a wild and wonderful ride.”
Time

“Wildly inventive . . . This fizzy novel is a great time machine all its own . . . Every generation gets the hipster satire it deserves. But this one's for every generation.”
Entertainment Weekly

Gobsmackingly clever.”
Vanity Fair

“Uproarious.”
The New Yorker
 
“Endlessly witty and furiously inventive . . . Consolidates the 27-year-old Beauman’s stature as a formidably accomplished writer . . . Beauman flaunts an almost indecently pleasurable way with words . . . Dazzling entertainment.”
The Washington Post

About the Author

Ned Beauman, who was named one of Granta’s Best of Young British Novelists in 2013, is the author of Boxer, Beetle (shortlisted for the Desmond Elliott Prize and winner of the Goldberg Prize for Outstanding Debut Fiction); The Teleportation Accident (longlisted for the Man Booker Prize and winner of the Somerset Maugham Award); Glow; and Madness Is Better than Defeat. Beauman has written for The New York Times, The Guardian, the London Review of Books, Esquire, and various other publications. He lives in London.

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  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Soho Press (July 12, 2022)
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • Hardcover ‏ : ‎ 336 pages
  • ISBN-10 ‏ : ‎ 1641294124
  • ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1641294126
  • Item Weight ‏ : ‎ 1.1 pounds
  • Dimensions ‏ : ‎ 5.74 x 1.07 x 8.54 inches
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Customers find the book's worldbuilding terrific and appreciate its captivating adventure story, with one review noting it's sprinkled with numerous philosophical dilemmas. The humor receives mixed reactions, with some finding it hilarious while others say it's only interesting for the first few pages. The readability and character development also receive mixed feedback.

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  • Reviewed in the United States on July 28, 2022
    I have no idea how I learned about this book. It must have been reviewed in some magazine I read but I can't remember which. Anyway, good thing I ordered it. The book is essentially a thriller set in a dystopian near-future where ecosystems are collapsing. There is blissfully little exposition; we discover the state of the world through the experiences of the book's main characters, and the situation is grim. All our main characters are involved in some way with the "extinction industry", a brilliantly and depressingly realistically envisioned group of firms that exist to manipulate and/or profit from a regulatory framework created around mass extinction. Beauman's inspiration seems to be the industry around the creation and trading of carbon credits, and he's clearly well read on the abuses of that system, and creative in thinking about how gruesome equivalent abuses would be when species are at stake.

    The end of the book is not quite as good as what has come before. A couple of characters have nearly magical technical skills, and this is used to resolve numerous challenging situations through a lazy sort of deus ex machina. But otherwise the book is smart, creative, and both funny and sad. An easy five stars.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2023
    Not the easiest book to read - there's a bunch of exposition and the author likes loooong paragraphs. But terrific worldbuilding, full of fantastic ideas, and a strong (and somewhat optimistic) ending. Highly recommended!
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  • Reviewed in the United States on September 3, 2023
    Pros: Good world-building, it feels real. Premise is very interesting & relevant.
    Cons: Characters are one-dimensional & only interesting for the first few pages where we meet them.
    Sooooooooooooooooooooo much exposition! Two lines of dialogue followed by four pages of text. I mean. I skipped whole chunks & didn't miss much. This feels like it should be an essay, not a story.
    Where did I hear about this book??? I wish I could remember so I could tell them to stop promoting this pretentious, over-written slog.
    You've got better things to do with your time; read something else
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  • Reviewed in the United States on October 5, 2024
    Similar in a way to Kim Stanley Robinsons "Ministry for the Future", which explores near future climate change impacts. This is concentrated on near future mass extinction impacts. The major difference is this book has a fun, wry sense of black humor to go with the doomsday knell.
  • Reviewed in the United States on September 14, 2023
    This book was interesting and very unique, but it needed to be a lot shorter. Lots of new ideas here - particularly about where the world is going with mass extinctions and what it could mean for political powers and the economy - and the characters were good (but also hard to relate to because the world is so different.) The writing wasn't bad necessarily, but the mid section dragged for me big time.

    I can understand why this book received the recognition it did. I read a lot of scifi and other than maybe a Kim Stanely Robinson book, I haven't really come across a story that had such unique ideas about the future. It wasn't some far off wack-a-doo setting - most things were very much rooted in a reality where money is still king and saving (or not saving) species is a new way to make (or lose) giant amounts of money. There wasn't even really some far out technology (except for a few clever things here and there.) The imagination really was in how will the world respond when the animals really start to go, and who stands to gain from that.

    So it started out really strong. Learning cool things about interesting animals. The two main characters are on opposite sides of the coin and their relationship leads to some unexpected conversations. I actually found the least likeable character to more relatable or understandable. But then in the middle of the book it just felt boring. There are jumps in the timeline. Passages that feel more like a future-encyclopedia of stuff that feels made up. And there wasn't a lot of reason to keep reading other than the main mystery (trying to find these dang fish) which really didn't matter much to me (at a certain point it almost felt like they'd forgotten about that.)

    The end though! Kind of comes out of nowhere, but it's action packed and full of twists. I'm not sure the story leading up to it had earned the ending, but it's really the only part I found fun, well written, and completely unexpected. I wish there had been more of that in the whole story.

    I don't think I could recommend this one, but when I did enjoy reading it I enjoyed it a lot.
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  • Reviewed in the United States on October 23, 2023
    I thoroughly enjoyed Mr Beauman’s novel; it was a captivating adventure story sprinkled with numerous philosophical dilemmas that homo sapiens is just beginning to explore in detail. The “understory” about animals, anthropocene decline, consciousness, cyberbiocene futures, etc. . .made for a compelling read. And did I mention that that book was well-written, with a nice amalgam of sci-fi, bioscience, psychology, humanistic challenges, etc.
  • Reviewed in the United States on August 23, 2024
    I didn’t find this as heavy and worthwhile as ‘the ‘ministry of the future’ but we
    All Should be more Aware Of extinction and climate heating issues

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  • Amazon Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh-out-loud heartbreaking.
    Reviewed in Canada on April 20, 2025
    Simply first rate. Well written, weird tour of a collapsing ecosystem and economy. The best satire of the modern era I've read.
  • Amazonian Customer
    5.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining and satirical eco-thriller
    Reviewed in the United Kingdom on February 4, 2025
    Venomous Lumpsucker is an entertaining eco-thriller.

    In the near future, the climate crisis is in full swing. And yet the human race is still merrily destroying creatures and their habitats in the race for more minerals, more wealth and more power. Extinction credits were supposed to limit this damage, with companies paying a fine each time their activities made a species extinct. Needless to say a trade soon developed in these credits and as they are plentiful they are also cheap, with each extinction now costing less than forty thousand euros - nothing to a large corporation.

    Karin Resaint is an expert in animal cognition, and she is currently studying the Venomous Lumpsucker - a bottom feeding fish, so ugly that only a mother could love it. If she decides to re-certify the species as intelligent, then making it extinct will cost thirteen credits instead of one. That's a problem for Mark Halyard, because the company he works for has just mined their last known breeding ground, and due to a small financial irregularity, he is looking at a whole heap of trouble. Despite their differences and misgivings, the two team up to hunt down any remaining specimens.

    What follows is a mix of fast paced action, wildly imaginative climate change related scenarios and a huge dollop of satire. Hugely enjoyable and entertaining - and hopefully not too realistic!
  • I. Fagin
    5.0 out of 5 stars A book to make you laugh and think
    Reviewed in Spain on August 5, 2024
    At first I thought this was pretty silly but as I read on it also brought up some interesting philosophical dilemmas. And let’s face it, this futuristic fiction is coming close to being our present reality.
  • Alan Joseph
    5.0 out of 5 stars Fascinating read! Highly recommend
    Reviewed in India on March 25, 2025
    This book goes through a lot of politics & science to describe a future that is doesn't seem far fetched to me at all.

    It is a fascinating read that melds sci-fi with humor very well. One downside of the book is that it could do with a bit of editing. Some sections are a bit hard to follow and might require re-reading.

    Highly recommend it
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