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Venomous Lumpsucker Hardcover – July 12, 2022
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The near future. Tens of thousands of species are going extinct every year. And a whole industry has sprung up around their extinctions, to help us preserve the remnants, or perhaps just assuage our guilt. For instance, the biobanks: secure archives of DNA samples, from which lost organisms might someday be resurrected . . . But then, one day, it’s all gone. A mysterious cyber-attack hits every biobank simultaneously, wiping out the last traces of the perished species. Now we’re never getting them back.
Karin Resaint and Mark Halyard are concerned with one species in particular: the venomous lumpsucker, a small, ugly bottom-feeder that happens to be the most intelligent fish on the planet. Resaint is an animal cognition scientist consumed with existential grief over what humans have done to nature. Halyard is an exec from the extinction industry, complicit in the mining operation that destroyed the lumpsucker’s last-known habitat.
Across the dystopian landscapes of the 2030s—a nature reserve full of toxic waste; a floating city on the ocean; the hinterlands of a totalitarian state—Resaint and Halyard hunt for a surviving lumpsucker. And the further they go, the deeper they’re drawn into the mystery of the attack on the biobanks. Who was really behind it? And why would anyone do such a thing?
Virtuosic and profound, witty and despairing, Venomous Lumpsucker is Ned Beauman at his very best.
- Print length336 pages
- LanguageEnglish
- PublisherSoho Press
- Publication dateJuly 12, 2022
- Dimensions5.74 x 1.07 x 8.54 inches
- ISBN-101641294124
- ISBN-13978-1641294126
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Winner of the 2023 Arthur C. Clarke Award
A Last Word with Matt Cooper Best Book of 2022
“Venomous Lumpsucker has a utopian future of sorts, but we hardly notice it. In this novel by Ned Beauman, the human species is on trial; the prosecution is at once clinically precise and distractingly funny . . .”
—The New York Times
“A madcap adventure story set in a dystopian world ravaged by climate change.”
—Variety
“Beauman is a lively writer with a knack for sharp descriptive language . . . But it’s passing observations that futurists will really enjoy, like drugs to kill one’s pleasure in food, or facial recognition software for tracking the spread of a cattle plague . . . it’s these little things that make Venomous Lumpsucker a special pleasure.”
—The Toronto Star
“Beaumann’s dark comedic writing tears apart the carbon offset industry, while using sharp storytelling to make big climate ideas easy to digest.”
—Wired Magazine
“Screamingly, bleakly funny . . . Beauman has a superlative knack for quotable, witty, and wince-inducing lines, stuffing every page with the kind of exhilarating humor borne of both despair and empathy. A thriller motivated by deep-sea mining destruction and mass extinction, a gut-punching satire of the failure of the carbon offset project: unfortunately, it’s the beach read we deserve. Fortunately, it’s a savagely entertaining one.”
—Chicago Review of Books
“A sharp-edged, high-tech, globe-spanning, deeply speculative tale of the near future, which by necessity is a novel all about extinction, cultural and physical shock waves, and the near-collapse of civilization, filled with brilliant characters ranging from the most venal to the most noble. The book is exciting, unpredictable, and thick with ideas; yet at the same time meditative, fated, and simple as a Zen koan."
—Locus Magazine
“An incredible piece of science fiction . . . it hurts because it feels real.”
—LARB Radio Hour
“A novel that is both funny and profound, full of extraordinary ideas and brilliant set pieces, but also generous and poignant.”
—The Financial Times
“Ned Beauman’s heady fiction blends high concepts with wry humor and jarring transitions.”
—Vol. 1 Brooklyn
“Beauman masterfully paints a grim picture with wit and satire. This is a dystopian story for anyone who loves wildlife, from giant adorable mammals to an ugly and intelligent little fish.”
—Manhattan Book Review
“This is one for the science fiction nerds . . . a serious book about how we related to animals in the age of extinction.”
—The Last Word
“Beauman’s acerbic outlook breezes through what could otherwise be a portentous plot; think Smilla’s Sense of Snow as percolated through an Andy Borowitz filter, a mid-apocalyptic comic thriller ideally suited for a post-pandemic audience.”
—BookPage, Starred Review
“Beauman is a deft plotter, and his characters are well drawn, with Halyard’s panicked self-interest and Resaint’s icy resolve striking comedic sparks as the pair desperately endeavor to preserve an unlovable marine species . . . The book’s real strength is its ability to evocatively raise profound questions about humanity’s relationship with and responsibility to animals and the larger environment in the course of its often (darkly) comic action. The worldbuilding is dazzling . . . It’s funny—and chilling and terribly sad—because it’s true.”
—Kirkus Reviews
“An ambitious techno-thriller set in a dystopian near future in which evil corporations vie for profits drawn from the digital storage of extinct species . . . the author lays out a blisteringly scathing indictment of capitalism and climate change, and by the end, the implications about the future of AI boggle the mind. Beauman has an impressive intellectual bandwidth.”
—Publishers Weekly
“This grief-stricken yet very funny tale about the search for an endangered fish speaks to our age of mass extinctions . . . a near-faultless technical performance.”
—The Guardian (UK)
“[A] brutally satirical and grimily hilarious eco-thriller.”
—Daily Mail (UK)
“Venomous Lumpsucker confirms [Beauman's] reputation as one of the foremost satirists of his generation.”
—The Times (UK)
“Beauman writes beautifully on the level of the sentence . . . Beauman’s world-building is impeccable.”
—Literary Review (UK)
“This is a novel that is both funny and profound, full of extraordinary ideas and brilliant set pieces, but also generous and poignant . . . It’s a book that has lost none of the postmodern verve of its predecessors, but there’s so much more here to love. Venomous Lumpsucker was worth waiting for: a novel that delights, dazzles and moves in equal measure.”
—The Financial Times (UK)
“You might be forgiven for thinking that a novel about impending ecological disaster and mass extinction won’t be a barrel of laughs. Yet that combination is exactly what Ned Beauman serves up in Venomous Lumpsucker.”
—Sunday Times (UK)
Praise for Ned Beauman
“A premise as wonderfully outlandish as any we’ve seen in a long while . . . oddball and rambunctious . . . funny, raw and stylish.”
—The New York Times
“Amusing and rampageous.”
—NPR
“A singular novel—singularly clever, singularly audacious, singularly strange—from a singular, and almost recklessly gifted, young writer. This is not fiction for everyone. But for those who stick with it, it’s a wild and wonderful ride.”
—Time
“Wildly inventive . . . This fizzy novel is a great time machine all its own . . . Every generation gets the hipster satire it deserves. But this one's for every generation.”
—Entertainment Weekly
“Gobsmackingly clever.”
—Vanity Fair
“Uproarious.”
—The New Yorker
“Endlessly witty and furiously inventive . . . Consolidates the 27-year-old Beauman’s stature as a formidably accomplished writer . . . Beauman flaunts an almost indecently pleasurable way with words . . . Dazzling entertainment.”
—The Washington Post
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At a primate research institute in Leipzig, a scientist was caught disabling the surveillance cameras inside the enclosure of an orangutan who knew two thousand words of sign language. He had with him a container of prunes, the orangutan’s favorite snack, and upon these prunes suspicion soon fell; perhaps the scientist let something slip under questioning, or perhaps he was seen casting nervous glances at the container. So the prunes were examined, and a pill was found hidden in one of them. Tests revealed that the pill was a 4mg dose of the memory-suppressing drug bamaluzole.
In other words, he was planning to roofie the orangutan.
After the story got out, nearly everyone assumed that the scientist’s intentions were sexual, and this became gag material for comedians all over the world. But Karin Resaint, who had once seen this scientist taking part in a panel on animal cognition—who remembered a remark he had made about “unspeakable loss”—understood at once that the scientist didn’t want to have sex with the orangutan. He wanted something far more extreme.
SHE WAS READY to put the last of the fish into the air when Abdi came running out on deck to warn her. He pointed north into the dusk. Some time ago, Resaint had noticed on the horizon what she had taken for an isolated storm cloud, the mist tightening as night fell into a knot of heavier weather. But now that it had drawn closer, and she looked again, she could make out the three tall columns at the base of the cloud, like chimneys venting the surge out of the sea. A spindrifter, sailing in this direction. The first she’d seen in all her time on the Baltic.
Her cargo drone was supposed to fly due north. That would take it right into the spindrifter’s path, she realized, and it would be lashed out of the air. The storm around a spindrifter was like no storm in nature. It was prodigious not in strength but in geometry. Guillemots and herring gulls, which were unfazed by the most furious winter tempests, got tossed around like waste paper. It was too alien to their wings. And this drone, which most of the time did okay in high winds, wouldn’t even know what hit it.
She still had the drone’s flight path up on the screen of her phone, so she turned on the overlay that showed other nearby vessels. Abdi pointed out the spindrifter, which on the map was just an anonymous white dot. She bent the flight path so the drone would keep a nice safe distance off to the east.
“Thanks,” she said, touching him on the arm. She looked again at the spindrifter’s course on the map. “It sort of looks like it’s heading straight for us?”
“It won’t hit us,” Abdi said. “But also it won’t care about getting really close. You want to be inside for that, definitely.”
In any case, Resaint thought, the Varuna was almost the size of an aircraft carrier, so the spindrifter would probably come off worse in a collision. Which was a pity, in some ways, because she enjoyed the thought of the Varuna getting rent open. Not while she was on board, maybe, but nevertheless this was a ship that deserved to be sunk. That would be a much more productive use of the spindrifter’s evening than dazing a few seabirds.
She murmured to her phone, and the drone’s rotors began to whirr. It lifted from the deck, trailing four lengths of cable from its underside, until the cables tautened and its cargo heaved up too: a plastic tank that held ten venomous lumpsuckers swimming around in sixty gallons of seawater. The drone continued to rise until the tank was high enough to clear the railing around the deck, and Resaint felt a sacramental sprinkling on her forehead as water slopped out over the side. Then, accelerating gently, like a stork with an especially precious baby in its sling, the drone set off north over the ocean.
The drone would fly about twenty kilometers to the South Kvarken reefs where venomous lumpsuckers gathered every breeding season, and then dump out the contents of the tank. In theory, after finishing her experiments, Resaint could have just lowered the fish over the side of the Varuna and let them find their own way home. They were perfectly capable navigators. But she refused to take the risk. There were so few left. Every one was so precious. Which is why it would have been a particularly shameful mishap if, say, the spindrifter had clobbered the drone so hard that all those fish broke their spines when they hit the water.
“So that’s it?” Abdi said. “You are finished?” He was a maintenance technician who sometimes helped her out with her equipment, and they had become friends in her three months on the Varuna. He was twenty-six and she was thirty-two. Every few weeks he went home to Malm.. He had a girlfriend there, a nursing assistant. She sounded okay.
“I just have the rest of the lab to pack up.”
“And you leave tomorrow?” He kept his tone flat, hardly looking at her, which of course was the incontrovertible sign of somebody who definitely had no feelings on the subject one way or another.
“Yes.” At that moment the Varuna’s orange floodlights all came on at once, even though the sky wasn’t yet dark. On these industrial ships the lighting was always cranked so high at night that from a distance they looked Christmassy.
“Will you miss the fish?” Abdi said. And then: “Why are you laughing?”
She was laughing because Abdi had used the same brisk tone even for “Will you miss the fish?” as if that was just another automatic pleasantry. “Nobody ever asks me that. Yes, I will. But I hope I can see them again soon.” By “them,” she meant the species in general—yclopterus venenatus—not her experimental subjects in particular. She’d grown fond enough of those
that she would be delighted to see them again, but of course she never would. Their strange secondment in the human world was over.
“Really?”
“Yes. I feel like I’ve barely begun.”
“Wow, okay, so . . . ?”
She didn’t reply, but she gave him a little tilt of the head. She knew what he was asking and the answer was yes.
Perhaps even the tilt of the head was a mistake. Never discuss your findings before you submit the report. That was the rule in her field. Certainly not with the client, or anybody who works for the client—and least of all when those findings are likely to be disagreeable to that client. That suited her fine, the not talking, because she had never been the kind of person who could only digest each day with a willing listener as her ruminant organ. And on top of that, she had other, non-professional reasons, reasons nobody knew about, for her interest in the enomous lumpsucker, which made her especially cagey about the whole subject. Even with Abdi.
Officially she was here on the Varuna to evaluate, on behalf of the Brahmasamudram Mining Company, whether the venomous lumpsucker exceeded a certain threshold of “intelligence”—a word so scientifically and philosophically embattled that it was almost useless, churned to mud, but that nevertheless had implications for a company who might want to mine a species’ breeding ground. And now, because of that tilt of the head, Abdi could guess what her report was going to say. But perhaps he had already. There had been evenings when he couldn’t have failed to notice how excited she was about what had happened in her lab that day. No scientist sat down beaming to dinner because they’d found out that a fish was nothing special.
“Do you want to celebrate finishing?” Abdi said.
“Celebrate?”
Abdi hesitated, searching for ideas. There weren’t a lot of ways to cut loose on a mining support vessel. Resaint had a bottle of Absolut in her lab, but Abdi was forbidden from drinking by both his religion and the biosensor Brahmasamudram made him wear on his forearm. Then there was karaoke, which was popular on board. But Resaint was barred from karaoke sessions by her most deeply held beliefs, in the sense that she believed karaoke ought to be a taboo punishable by stoning. “Cake?” he said at last. “We could eat some cake.”
The mess did indeed offer a decent kladdkaka, the Swedish sticky chocolate cake. “I think I’m going to stay out here for a bit longer,” Resaint said. “It’s my last night at sea. I’ll see you later, though.”
“I’ll get you a PFD.” Meaning a life jacket.
Resaint waved him off. “I’ll be fine.” Technically she was supposed to strap on a hard hat just to come out on deck, even though there was no danger of anything but gull shit falling on her head, but in her case the safety manual was never enforced to the letter.
After Abdi had gone back inside, Resaint stood at the railing looking out to the north, the hood of her anorak raised against the wind. The Baltic was one of the filthiest seas on the planet, full of chicken-farm runoff and birth control hormones and even nerve gas from old munition dumps, but from a vantage like this you could forget all that. The last of the sunset had died out of the mist and the sea and sky were both darkening iron. Her drone had already shrunk beyond sight, but the spindrifter was near enough now that she could make out the ridged shape of its rotors, like three gigantic spinal columns scudding over the ocean, and the red warning lights at their tops, fifty meters above the water. She could feel a change in the air, too, the outer touch of the spindrifter’s storm.
The plan, originally, had been for a few thousand spindrifters, scattered all over the planet. A spindrifter’s rotors looked like masts but were really more like sails, in the straightforward sense that they propelled the vessel forward by getting in the way of the wind. But because they were always rotating at high speed, they could harness that wind in unstraightforward ways, like a tennis ball backspinning off a racket. And as they rotated, they pumped seawater up into the sky, spraying it through a silicone mesh to create a mist of droplets so tiny that a flu virus would have called it a fine drizzle. The clouds that formed around these droplets were softer than usual, more cashmere than cotton wool, and because of this they were also whiter, which made them reflect more radiation from the sun. So with enough of these spray vessels seeding enough of these clouds, you might be able to hold back the warming of the earth.
There had been a lot of excitement about spindrifters, once. Unfortunately, after a bit of testing, they were found to have certain foibles that hadn’t been anticipated by any of the computer models. They whisked up these eldritch low-altitude storms, which were of no concern to anyone but seabirds; but they also seemed to interfere with rainfall patterns, even at quite unaccountable distances away. And rainfall patterns had been brutalized enough already. It wasn’t fair to put them through anything else. This time they might really lose it.
After that, the excitement dissipated like a fine-gauge cloud, the optimists turned their hearts to some new prospect, and the armada was never launched. But several different outfits had built those early spindrifters—the competition to save the world being some of the bitterest competition there is—and a couple of them closed up shop without ever getting around to taking their prototypes off the water. So there were still about a dozen spindrifters roving the Baltic. Unmanned, self-navigating, powered by the wind, built from almost incorruptible polymers, these ghost ships would just carry on until a rotor cracked or a circuit shorted, which might take decades.
Such were the new fauna of this poisoned sea. No ringed seals anymore, no harbor porpoises, no velvet scoters, no European eels, no angel sharks, and practically no venomous lumpsuckers. But a thriving ecosystem of these faceless pack-beasts: cargo drones and spindrifters and the autonomous mining vehicles that browsed the ocean floor for ferromanganese nodules forty fathoms beneath their mothership the Varuna.
By now the spindrifter was less than a kilometer away. The wind in her face was wet and cyclonic and scouring. She zipped her jacket up to her nose and pulled the cord to tighten the hood. Within a couple of minutes the spindrifter would pass the Varuna, and, remembering Abdi’s warning, she knew she ought to go inside. But something had caught her attention.
At the base of the spindrifter, which skated on two hulls like a catamaran, she could make out a white glimmer. She thought of sea fire, the phosphorescent plankton that sometimes shone from the waves at night. But it wasn’t that. The light had an artificial hue. Yet it was flickering like a candle flame, and anyway a spray vessel, crewless, had no need for any lights apart from the warning beacons up on its rotors.
And then Resaint realized she’d already waited too long. The storm had arrived.
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- Publisher : Soho Press (July 12, 2022)
- Language : English
- Hardcover : 336 pages
- ISBN-10 : 1641294124
- ISBN-13 : 978-1641294126
- Item Weight : 1.1 pounds
- Dimensions : 5.74 x 1.07 x 8.54 inches
- Best Sellers Rank: #689,524 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
- #1,994 in Technothrillers (Books)
- #2,244 in Science Fiction Short Stories
- #6,233 in Fiction Satire
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Customers find the book's worldbuilding terrific and appreciate its captivating adventure story, with one review noting it's sprinkled with numerous philosophical dilemmas. The humor receives mixed reactions, with some finding it hilarious while others say it's only interesting for the first few pages. The readability and character development also receive mixed feedback.
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Customers enjoy the captivating adventure story of the book, with one customer noting it's sprinkled with numerous philosophical dilemmas, while another describes it as a poignant journey into a potential future.
"...Premise is very interesting & relevant. Cons: Characters are one-dimensional & only interesting for the first few pages where we meet them...." Read more
"I thoroughly enjoyed Mr Beauman’s novel; it was a captivating adventure story sprinkled with numerous philosophical dilemmas that homo sapiens is..." Read more
"...After that, either I woke up or Bauman did as the story finally took off and I actually some the laugh-out-loud moments the jacket suggest were..." Read more
"...In this instance Brahman lays in a good story that only rarely strays into the formulaic. Five stars for that...." Read more
Customers praise the worldbuilding in the book, with one mentioning it is full of fantastic ideas.
"...But terrific worldbuilding, full of fantastic ideas, and a strong (and somewhat optimistic) ending. Highly recommended!" Read more
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"...of our world as it nears the end of humans is compelling, real and amazingly, funny." Read more
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- Reviewed in the United States on July 28, 2022I have no idea how I learned about this book. It must have been reviewed in some magazine I read but I can't remember which. Anyway, good thing I ordered it. The book is essentially a thriller set in a dystopian near-future where ecosystems are collapsing. There is blissfully little exposition; we discover the state of the world through the experiences of the book's main characters, and the situation is grim. All our main characters are involved in some way with the "extinction industry", a brilliantly and depressingly realistically envisioned group of firms that exist to manipulate and/or profit from a regulatory framework created around mass extinction. Beauman's inspiration seems to be the industry around the creation and trading of carbon credits, and he's clearly well read on the abuses of that system, and creative in thinking about how gruesome equivalent abuses would be when species are at stake.
The end of the book is not quite as good as what has come before. A couple of characters have nearly magical technical skills, and this is used to resolve numerous challenging situations through a lazy sort of deus ex machina. But otherwise the book is smart, creative, and both funny and sad. An easy five stars.
- Reviewed in the United States on December 31, 2023Not the easiest book to read - there's a bunch of exposition and the author likes loooong paragraphs. But terrific worldbuilding, full of fantastic ideas, and a strong (and somewhat optimistic) ending. Highly recommended!
- Reviewed in the United States on September 3, 2023Pros: Good world-building, it feels real. Premise is very interesting & relevant.
Cons: Characters are one-dimensional & only interesting for the first few pages where we meet them.
Sooooooooooooooooooooo much exposition! Two lines of dialogue followed by four pages of text. I mean. I skipped whole chunks & didn't miss much. This feels like it should be an essay, not a story.
Where did I hear about this book??? I wish I could remember so I could tell them to stop promoting this pretentious, over-written slog.
You've got better things to do with your time; read something else
- Reviewed in the United States on October 5, 2024Similar in a way to Kim Stanley Robinsons "Ministry for the Future", which explores near future climate change impacts. This is concentrated on near future mass extinction impacts. The major difference is this book has a fun, wry sense of black humor to go with the doomsday knell.
- Reviewed in the United States on September 14, 2023This book was interesting and very unique, but it needed to be a lot shorter. Lots of new ideas here - particularly about where the world is going with mass extinctions and what it could mean for political powers and the economy - and the characters were good (but also hard to relate to because the world is so different.) The writing wasn't bad necessarily, but the mid section dragged for me big time.
I can understand why this book received the recognition it did. I read a lot of scifi and other than maybe a Kim Stanely Robinson book, I haven't really come across a story that had such unique ideas about the future. It wasn't some far off wack-a-doo setting - most things were very much rooted in a reality where money is still king and saving (or not saving) species is a new way to make (or lose) giant amounts of money. There wasn't even really some far out technology (except for a few clever things here and there.) The imagination really was in how will the world respond when the animals really start to go, and who stands to gain from that.
So it started out really strong. Learning cool things about interesting animals. The two main characters are on opposite sides of the coin and their relationship leads to some unexpected conversations. I actually found the least likeable character to more relatable or understandable. But then in the middle of the book it just felt boring. There are jumps in the timeline. Passages that feel more like a future-encyclopedia of stuff that feels made up. And there wasn't a lot of reason to keep reading other than the main mystery (trying to find these dang fish) which really didn't matter much to me (at a certain point it almost felt like they'd forgotten about that.)
The end though! Kind of comes out of nowhere, but it's action packed and full of twists. I'm not sure the story leading up to it had earned the ending, but it's really the only part I found fun, well written, and completely unexpected. I wish there had been more of that in the whole story.
I don't think I could recommend this one, but when I did enjoy reading it I enjoyed it a lot.
- Reviewed in the United States on October 23, 2023I thoroughly enjoyed Mr Beauman’s novel; it was a captivating adventure story sprinkled with numerous philosophical dilemmas that homo sapiens is just beginning to explore in detail. The “understory” about animals, anthropocene decline, consciousness, cyberbiocene futures, etc. . .made for a compelling read. And did I mention that that book was well-written, with a nice amalgam of sci-fi, bioscience, psychology, humanistic challenges, etc.
- Reviewed in the United States on August 23, 2024I didn’t find this as heavy and worthwhile as ‘the ‘ministry of the future’ but we
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- Amazon CustomerReviewed in Canada on April 20, 2025
5.0 out of 5 stars Laugh-out-loud heartbreaking.
Simply first rate. Well written, weird tour of a collapsing ecosystem and economy. The best satire of the modern era I've read.
- Amazonian CustomerReviewed in the United Kingdom on February 4, 2025
5.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining and satirical eco-thriller
Venomous Lumpsucker is an entertaining eco-thriller.
In the near future, the climate crisis is in full swing. And yet the human race is still merrily destroying creatures and their habitats in the race for more minerals, more wealth and more power. Extinction credits were supposed to limit this damage, with companies paying a fine each time their activities made a species extinct. Needless to say a trade soon developed in these credits and as they are plentiful they are also cheap, with each extinction now costing less than forty thousand euros - nothing to a large corporation.
Karin Resaint is an expert in animal cognition, and she is currently studying the Venomous Lumpsucker - a bottom feeding fish, so ugly that only a mother could love it. If she decides to re-certify the species as intelligent, then making it extinct will cost thirteen credits instead of one. That's a problem for Mark Halyard, because the company he works for has just mined their last known breeding ground, and due to a small financial irregularity, he is looking at a whole heap of trouble. Despite their differences and misgivings, the two team up to hunt down any remaining specimens.
What follows is a mix of fast paced action, wildly imaginative climate change related scenarios and a huge dollop of satire. Hugely enjoyable and entertaining - and hopefully not too realistic!
- I. FaginReviewed in Spain on August 5, 2024
5.0 out of 5 stars A book to make you laugh and think
At first I thought this was pretty silly but as I read on it also brought up some interesting philosophical dilemmas. And let’s face it, this futuristic fiction is coming close to being our present reality.
- Alan JosephReviewed in India on March 25, 2025
5.0 out of 5 stars Fascinating read! Highly recommend
This book goes through a lot of politics & science to describe a future that is doesn't seem far fetched to me at all.
It is a fascinating read that melds sci-fi with humor very well. One downside of the book is that it could do with a bit of editing. Some sections are a bit hard to follow and might require re-reading.
Highly recommend it
- colin harrisReviewed in Australia on July 27, 2024
5.0 out of 5 stars Great product.
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