Gave this as a baby shower gift and it was a hit! The title made everyone giggle and although made with humor, this book is well written and very useful.
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Chapter 1: Preparation and Home Installation
Chapter 2: General Care
Chapter 3: Feeding: Understanding the Baby’s Power Supply
Chapter 4: Programming Sleep Mode
Chapter 5: General Maintenance
Chapter 6: Growth and Development
Chapter 7: Safety and Emergency Maintenance
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A definite buy!!!
I absolutely love this book!! Being 8 months pregnant is NOT easy and I’ve been exhausted throughout the pregnancy, meaning I’ve been procrastinating a lot of things I shouldn’t have (classes, reading). This book is so simple and straightforward. It can be read through or skipped to certain chapters about certain topics. Its a simple read and honestly makes me laugh while reading it because of it refering to the newborn as a “make or model”, it lightens up the stress of it all for sure. I even got my husband to finally read this book on his own. We both 100% recommend it to parents as a simple read or a future reference when your model arrives!!
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- FAReviewed in the Netherlands on August 26, 2020
Short to the point and a bit funny
- Amazon CustomerReviewed in Canada on January 27, 2021
Great gift book for a new Dad-to-Be and also for the Mom-to-Be.
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- Charlaine ClaassenReviewed in Spain on December 25, 2020
My husband loves the book!
