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Customer Review
Reviewed in the United States on July 29, 2022
Let me set the scene: I’m a middle aged accountant from the Midwest who has never orgasmed. I’ve had plenty of sex that ends well for the man, but just *ends* unceremoniously for me.
Not satisfied with living my whole life without experiencing a climax, I started to explore vibratory to experiment with. I found the Satisfyer Pro 2 which had 57000+ mostly positive reviews, so I decided not to overthink it and made the purchase. I was so nervous, shy, and embarrassed, I didn’t even want to tell my husband.
When my husband was traveling for work and I had the house to myself, I got it out.
It came in an Amazon box, so the delivery guy, my neighbors, and my husband had no idea; 100% discreet. The actual vibrator’s packaging was quite nice. It came in a quality box with sophisticated graphic design and the toy was neatly and securely packaged and displayed inside. I can’t tell you how much nice packaging helps me trust a product more, so this put me at easy right away.
My vibrator came already charged; not sure if that is everyone’s experience but it was mine. Came with a charger that was self explanatory. Also came with instructions, which gave me the general idea of care, maintenance, and how to use it, but didn’t give specifics on EXACTLY how to use it. I went to google and found a video that gave straightforward descriptions of what to do. I also found a diagram of how to best position the vibrator.
Feeling confident, I took it to the tub with me.
The first time I used it, I did struggle a bit to get it positioned in the right spot, and I moved it around too much. I was also still learning how to use the speed settings, which was a bit distracting. But then after I got into a groove, I could really feel the build and release. I was pretty confident I had orgasmed, but it seemed so crazy that this toy could do what hadn’t happened during many sexual encounters, I almost didn’t believe it.
I let the water drain from my tub and tried again with lubricant. After 5 minutes, I had the same build and release. I couldn’t believe it.
I was so excited, I immediately texted my husband and coyly told him I bought a vibrator and it worked. He was proud of me for taking the chance and was happy that I finally orgasmed (although I think he wished he had achieved the honor first).
I’ve used it a few more times since then, both underwater and out of water with lubricant. I achieve orgasm EVERY time after about 5 minutes EVERY time, like clockwork.
I don’t know how to comment on the suction. It certainly wouldn’t suck paint off a house, but it was perfectly nuanced and effective for me, which was ultimately the goal.
I don’t think it was noisy, but I don’t have anything to compare it too. I’d rather not masturbate in pure silence anyway, so a little quiet white noise was fine. Other times, I’ve played music and couldn’t hear the vibrator working at all.
Cleaning is easy. I took the silicone head off and cleaned that in soapy water and then I cleaned the device itself in soapy water; I assume that’s okay since I had already been using it in soapy water anyway.
I’m just so happy, guys. My husband and I have now been talking about whether we can use this together, but I’m not sure… This device works best when it’s put in place and then not moved again until orgasm is achieved. But the fact that this vibrator had opened the door for conversations with my husband about bringing in additional tools and resources to help me achieve my bliss during sex had been huge.
I feel like I just opened a whole new door to my sex life and I’m so excited and grateful for this device. If you’re debating taking the step, just do it. A middle aged accountant from the Midwest who doesn’t take risks and gets nervous about new things did it, and you can too.
P.S. I named my vibrator, but that’s a secret between me and my Satisfyer Pro 2.
Not satisfied with living my whole life without experiencing a climax, I started to explore vibratory to experiment with. I found the Satisfyer Pro 2 which had 57000+ mostly positive reviews, so I decided not to overthink it and made the purchase. I was so nervous, shy, and embarrassed, I didn’t even want to tell my husband.
When my husband was traveling for work and I had the house to myself, I got it out.
It came in an Amazon box, so the delivery guy, my neighbors, and my husband had no idea; 100% discreet. The actual vibrator’s packaging was quite nice. It came in a quality box with sophisticated graphic design and the toy was neatly and securely packaged and displayed inside. I can’t tell you how much nice packaging helps me trust a product more, so this put me at easy right away.
My vibrator came already charged; not sure if that is everyone’s experience but it was mine. Came with a charger that was self explanatory. Also came with instructions, which gave me the general idea of care, maintenance, and how to use it, but didn’t give specifics on EXACTLY how to use it. I went to google and found a video that gave straightforward descriptions of what to do. I also found a diagram of how to best position the vibrator.
Feeling confident, I took it to the tub with me.
The first time I used it, I did struggle a bit to get it positioned in the right spot, and I moved it around too much. I was also still learning how to use the speed settings, which was a bit distracting. But then after I got into a groove, I could really feel the build and release. I was pretty confident I had orgasmed, but it seemed so crazy that this toy could do what hadn’t happened during many sexual encounters, I almost didn’t believe it.
I let the water drain from my tub and tried again with lubricant. After 5 minutes, I had the same build and release. I couldn’t believe it.
I was so excited, I immediately texted my husband and coyly told him I bought a vibrator and it worked. He was proud of me for taking the chance and was happy that I finally orgasmed (although I think he wished he had achieved the honor first).
I’ve used it a few more times since then, both underwater and out of water with lubricant. I achieve orgasm EVERY time after about 5 minutes EVERY time, like clockwork.
I don’t know how to comment on the suction. It certainly wouldn’t suck paint off a house, but it was perfectly nuanced and effective for me, which was ultimately the goal.
I don’t think it was noisy, but I don’t have anything to compare it too. I’d rather not masturbate in pure silence anyway, so a little quiet white noise was fine. Other times, I’ve played music and couldn’t hear the vibrator working at all.
Cleaning is easy. I took the silicone head off and cleaned that in soapy water and then I cleaned the device itself in soapy water; I assume that’s okay since I had already been using it in soapy water anyway.
I’m just so happy, guys. My husband and I have now been talking about whether we can use this together, but I’m not sure… This device works best when it’s put in place and then not moved again until orgasm is achieved. But the fact that this vibrator had opened the door for conversations with my husband about bringing in additional tools and resources to help me achieve my bliss during sex had been huge.
I feel like I just opened a whole new door to my sex life and I’m so excited and grateful for this device. If you’re debating taking the step, just do it. A middle aged accountant from the Midwest who doesn’t take risks and gets nervous about new things did it, and you can too.
P.S. I named my vibrator, but that’s a secret between me and my Satisfyer Pro 2.
